John Kerry, on advice from his many handlers (can't the man conjure up a cogent thought on his own?) posed the following
questions to his opponent, President Bush, on the God awful mess in Iraq. I thought I'd take a crack at some answers (with a
little rough language thrown in, as this disaster was so avoidable).
"My question to President Bush is why did he rush to war without a plan to win the peace?"
Why did you allow him to wage war, you feckless bastard? Only Congress has the power to declare war, and you ducked your
primary responsibility as a member of the senate. How do you sleep at night?
"Why did he rush to war on faulty intelligence and not do the hard work necessary to give America the truth?"
He was working off the same shitty intelligence you had, Senator Blowhard. What's your excuse?
"Why did he mislead America about how he would go to war?"
Either Bush misled the people, in which case the intelligence was accurate but ignored, or the intelligence was "faulty," in
which case he was duped, just like you claimed to be. Are you misleading the American people, senator? Either you are both
war criminals or you're both too gullible to hold office.
"Why has he not brought other countries to the table in order to support American troops in the way that we deserve it and
relieve a pressure from the American people?"
Americans have been carrying the rest of the world militarily for decades, dickhead. If you really think the awesome military
power from Canada, Italy and Germany would make one scintilla of difference in Iraq, you are too stupid to be president.