Hogan (aka "Large Marge"), though those exposed to her for extended periods may be prone to
such gibberish. 2. A puzzling and often hilarious figure of speech with weak ties to the English
language.
being created daily from Marge's inventive mind, though witnesses rarely have the
composure to write them down for posterity. Enjoy!
2. Yee hah.
3. Hell bent for election.
4. Oh Kaiser, Kaiser, Kaiser [Such excitement about HMOs.]
5. It’s Easter Sunday and it’s a Sunday [She had a one in seven chance of getting it right.]
6. It’s not very "banana-ish."
7. Gnyum, gnyum, gnyuminy [Linguists fret over the precise spelling of this term. Use your imagination.]
8. I guess having a nose up her rear gets a little old [Sniffles attacking the "Stupids."]
9. They ought to give 4th place a brass medal [The USA bobsled team finished 4th in the Olympics.]
10. Ohooo jeez!
11. Studs McKenzie [Evidently the twin brother of the famous Budweiser dog.]
12. Scwyza, scwyza [Another spelling approximation. The context for this phrase has been lost.]
13. Oh oh-oh-oh, ….oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
14. Why does it still feel like there’s an open door? [Said while standing next to a screen door.]
15. Yiggidy, yiggidy, yiggidy [Yes, the number 3 is vital, margismally speaking.]
16. Oh oh oh oh…ho ho…no no no [A variation on the "oh oh" theme - see item 13.]
17. We both went ueugghh [Thus far nobody has stepped forward to admit being the other person who
went ueugghh )
18. Are you hungry baby puppy?
19. Take the yuck out of your mouth, sweetheart.
20. Did you have any of that sticky pull apart with the goo on it? [Dolly Madison elected to go with the
more streamlined name "cinnamon buns."]
21. I know how it is, running and yuck [A scientific analysis of the common cold.]
22. He could have been as nasty as all billy get out [Huh?]
23. Ahh ahhh ah - come on ear! [Some people chew gum to equalize their ears.]
24. Your ding is dung. [Presumably a reference to something that has been microwaved.]
25. It smells oniony in here.
26. Casey, are you doing no-no things? [Knowing Casey, the answer is probably yes.]
27. Lookey here, nummmy nums!!
28. I want to come too ! I want to come too! [Marge quoting an ice cube as it falls out of the ice dispenser.]
29. Everything is gonna get filthy, muddy, dirty! [Did she leave out any adjectives?]
30. Ooooohh, there's gonna be a rainbow, there's sunshine.
31. I don’t know if it’s raining because it’s so humid or because it just had to get rid of it!
[Probably both.]
32. It’s too hot to watch football. [Not to mention play football.]
33. Get that garbage thing and put it in the thing.
34. Kelly & Warren will be happy just to be sailing as long as there are no swoopie swoopies!!!! [Somebody
please notify the national weather service that a Class 3 swoopie swoopie is headed for Miami.]
35. No, no. A small one is just…….small!! [Couldn't have said it better myself.]